you know, i just realized, so many people use the title "Insert something witty here". I guess this means I'm just part of the legions of people with no wit of their own. And I thought I came up with a novel idea...

You know what they call a crazy girl's blog with zero followers? The closest thing she has to friends. Bad dum ching.

I've returned!

Yes, my dear zero followers, I'm back! No, I do not count that one weirdo who's following me out of pity as she is my friend.